“Do You Eat Crap?”
Okay, I’m not actually promoting The Pump food establishment in New York (it’s not really a restaurant, and it’s not really fast food… nor is it take out, even though, techinically you do take it out. not sure what to call it honestly), because I don’t particularly lke their food (almost none of it is vegan), or 100% back their approach, but that won’t stop me from posting about their hilarious and super awesome commercial I found online the other day.
You really have to watch this a few times to pick up on all the pure awesome hilarity they’ve managed to incorporate in. Some of my favorites are: “Healthy Sugars” on the breakfast cereal segement, the fine print on the “Crap” spray and stick that reads: “Garlic and Herbs. Garden Vegetable. Bubblegum. Spray Your Tastebuds in the Face”, the fine print on the broccoli & cheese bit that says “Sadly, when God made vegetables, he forgot the flavor! The trick to getting your family to eat their fruits and veg? Krap brand processed cheese-food!” and lastly, the scrolling fine print on the bacon egg and cheese sandwich segment which includes fine ingredients like “Hormonally Embiggened Eggs, Speakerphone, Maybe Pubes, and Beetleguise”.
Brilliant.
